If you have to eat Spam, this is the kind it should be.
The Sweaty Cowboy
Fried SPAM, peanut butter, bacon and cheddar cheese inside a sliced Twinkie.
We would definitely eat one of these.
“What do you mean, ‘ew’? I don’t like spam!” “Spam, Spam, Spam, Spamitty Spam, wonderful Spam!”