I had rather be shut up in a very modest cottage with my books, my family, and a few old friends, dining on simple bacon, and letting the world roll on as it liked, than to occupy the most splendid post.
Oregon food is fresh, local, seasonal, healthy and a wee bit drab — in short, the antithesis of football food. Alabama, meanwhile, has a healthy appreciation of why and how bacon should be incorporated into any vegetable.
If you make out and cuddle, I’ll make you a sh*t ton of bacon
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- actual text message from a vegetarian
Submitted by loraxchild
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Bacon makes everything tastes better. Especially bacon
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- Jack in the Box
jonnyfreds:
Why isn’t there one of these in New Jersey!? Why must you torment us with your commercials!?!?
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On the one hand, vegetarianism is healthy and humane. On the other hand, bacon.
I was a vegetarian at the time, but I decided to make an exception for bacon.
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- Katrina Markoff, owner of Vosges Haut-Chocolat and inventor of Mo’s Bacon Bar.
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Bacon: it’s not just for winter any more.
Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon
Freezing Bacon Grease I have used bacon grease for frying the usual - potatoes, eggs and of course, in green beans. But I also use some when frying onions, mushrooms and green peppers for any reason (from sausage subs to a side for a steak meal). I go to my market and purchase what is considered “bacon ends” (irregular slices from the ends of the slab) at about half price. I then cut the slices in half. I fry the entire package which is usually about 2 lb.. all at one time, in batches. After the bacon has cooled, I wrap the strips in waxed paper and then in a freezer bag. When I need some bacon for blt’s etc., it is already done. The grease is first put into a glass bowl to cool down and then, when cool enough, I put it into a quart size freezer bag and sit it upright in my freezer so it freezes into a “log”. When I need a tsp. or two, I slice it off and away I go. By Norma
Ask Mr. Bacon (from Archie McPhee's blog)
Q: Is the self identical with the body?
Mr. Bacon: I’ve pondered this question for many hours while sizzling in my own fat and the only conclusion I’ve come to is that I smell delicious and small pieces of me can really put some pizzazz into a salad.
Friends are the Bacon Bits in the Salad Bowl of Life.
Top 10 Bacon Quotations from TV
- “If you call ham “Canadian bacon”, what do you call bacon?”
Michael Kelso, That ’70s Show
- “Yes, I’ll have a non-fat, decaf latte, please. Oh, what the hell? Look, make it a full-fat mocha with extra whipped cream. What the hell, put a slice of bacon on it!”
Dr. Frasier Crane, Frasier
- “Special day! Oh, what have I forgotten now? Now, don’t panic. Is it Bacon Day? No, that’s crazy talk!”
Homer, The Simpsons
- “Uh, “Hello, room service? I’d like some bacon, a couple of cokes, and a bunch of whores.”
Butthead, Beavis and ButtHead
- “I’m never gonna get used to the 31st century. Caffeinated bacon? Baconated grapefruit? ADMIRAL Crunch?”
Fry, Futurama
- “I enjoy having breakfast in bed. I like waking up to the smell of bacon, sue me. And since I don’t have a butler, I have to do it myself. So, most nights before I go to bed, I will lay six strips of bacon out on my George Foreman grill. Then I go to sleep. When I wake up, I plug in the grill. I go back to sleep again. Then I wake up to the smell of crackling bacon. It is delicious, it’s good for me, it’s the perfect way to start the day.”
Michael Scott - The Office
- “Good Morning sweety. Oh my God, is that bacon? I love you, I love you, I love you.”
Grace - Will & Grace
- “Let’s see-Farmer Billy’s smoke-fed bacon, Farmer Billy’s bacon-fed bacon, Farmer Billy’s travel bacon… Mr. Simpson, if you really want to kill yourself, I also sell handguns!”
Apu Nahasapeemapetilon, The Simpsons
- “Why was there BACON IN THE SOAP?
Zim, Invader Zim
- “Mmmm… unexplained bacon.”
Homer, The Simpsons
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