It's All About the Bacon

MEAT CARDS: Business Cards Made From MEAT AND LASERS

“We start with 100% beef jerky, and SEAR your contact information into it with a 150 WATT CO2 LASER.

Unlike other business cards, MEAT CARDS will retain value after the econopocalypse. Hoard and barter your calorie-rich, life-sustaining cards.

If these come in bacon, we will definitely be getting some

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Plans are in place to place these dispensers all around Yellowstone National park

jimrock:

Help me name the sandwich I made at my parent’s house over easter vacation.

I made it at 2am and it contains the following:

2x Krispy Kreme Glazed Donuts

Bacon

Cheddar Cheese

Honeybaked Ham

Jarlsberg Cheese

North Carolina style BBQ pulled Pork

Louisiana Hot Sauce

It was delicious and I don’t regret it, but what should I call it?

Bacon has enough energy to melt metal

Grease Fire: Pure oxygen flows from a metal pipe through a core of baked prosciutto, generating a grease fire hot enough to ignite steel and burn a hole clear through this pan. A wrapping of less-flammable uncooked prosciutto focuses the flame into an intense bacon-plasma torch.

from www.popsci.com

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