"If this is wrong, I don’t wanna be right"
NOW they tell us
Submitted by crazyfishor
If you had to die by drowning, drowning in a sea of bacon would be the way to go.
No, friendly visitor! On this planet, Bacon is our friend!
Unless, of course, this is your means of frying the Bacon, in which case please proceed.
“Bacon of the entire sky”
I’ll spend my life seeking out this Bacon.
There must be a missing verse in the Bible where it talks about Heaven:
"The foundations of the city walls were decorated with every kind of precious stone… The great street of the city was of pure gold, like transparent glass." (Revelation 21)
"And the entire sky was made of bacon; Tasty, tasty bacon"
Submitted by Kayla B