Last Chance for Complimentary Bacon
Me: Good morning
Bacon: Good morning, lovely! You look smashing! You are such a kind, caring human being.
Me: Thanks, that makes me feel good. But you know you're complimentary bacon, not complementary bacon, right?
Bacon: ...
Me: ...
Bacon: So no matter how many nice things I say to you, you're still going to eat me?
Me: Probably.
Jan 16th